Who are these people?

Long time no blog. BLAHBLAHBLAH!  So, I just want to know, who are these people in these photos with nail polish and PERFECT FUCKING CUTICLES? 

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See?  Where do these people and their cuticles come from?  I'm not going to scare you people with my scary cuticles, but let's just say mine don't look like that.  SIGH