Easiest way to piss off your 9 month pregnant wife . . .

• Invite people over to your messy house to watch the Cowboys game without first asking her.
• NOT be home when she gets home, but instead be on a walk.
• Deprive her of the opportunity to go to yoga.
• Try to convince her over and over that it was ok and that he would take care of everything while she was already cleaning and taking care of everything.  

So tired and frustrated and do not want people at my house tonight.